“PHONETICALLY SPEAKING” To reflect the fast pace of world news, my blog is probably best served as a stream-of-consciousness text. Fast and unadulterated. With this approach, and on first encounter, text might not seem to scan. This is because I am dyslexic. Instead of keeping the proof-readers busy, I would rather let my blog updates of my visual work stand as a record of my experience of dyslexia, which I am keen that you now get to enjoy too. Unlike some news outlets, I hereby excuse myself the need for a ‘corrections’ section! The excitement of a new language is something I’m quite familiar with, and it is with this ‘joie de vivre’ that I am delighted to guide you through my thought and work processes, more phonetically (than fanatically) speaking.
Stars, Scandals, and No Substance! The Great Democratic Gala of 2024
Stars, Scandals, and No Substance! The Great Democratic Gala of 2024
Welcome to the Democratic Party’s 2024 gala—a dazzling display of stars, scandals, and the complete absence of substance! As we gear up for what is being touted as one of the most important elections of the 21st century, the Democrats have rolled out their star-studded cast to push their tired political narratives and scare tactics, all while the average American citizen watches from the sidelines.
Stars, Scandals, and No Substance! The Great Democratic Gala!
The stage is set, and who better to lead the charge than a parade of celebrities spouting the party line? It’s the usual suspects—old presidents and wannabe candidates—paired with Hollywood’s elite, all singing from the same hymn sheet. Meanwhile, we find ourselves waist-deep in the murky waters of the Washington swamp, where the petrodollar and fiat money flow freely, courtesy of globalist puppet masters and their war-mongering agenda.
Let’s not forget Malcolm X’s warnings about the corruption of the Dixiecrats; it seems that today’s players are simply globalist internationalists backed by the likes of BlackRock and the World Economic Forum. But fear not, because Bernie Sanders is in attendance, quietly clutching a token gift from Hillary—perhaps a consolation prize for being in a party that seems to have forgotten its principles.
And who could miss Joe Biden, just moments after tripping, while Kamala Harris cheers with her pint in hand, embodying the “average American” with her down-to-earth beer-drinking and swearing? It’s a classic move from the Democrats—using celebrity culture to distract from their political shortcomings.
Even Batman has made an appearance, ensuring us that everything is under control. Meanwhile, “The Squad” has shown up, decked out in their party hats as if they think they’re crashing a P. Diddy bash. With Hollywood in tow, the Democratic Party is confident they’ll secure the votes from their glittering audience, even as the rest of the country seems to be heading for the exit.
Hillary Clinton, ever the attention-grabber, flaunts a new dossier and a gaudy necklace—perhaps a nod to her ongoing campaign of ambiguity. And what’s this? Barack Obama has finally revealed his “perfect policy” for COVID-19, but only now, when it could have actually saved lives. Why wait until the pandemic is over to drop that bombshell? It’s anyone’s guess.
As for Bill Clinton, he looks as though he just stumbled off a private jet and right into this star-studded affair. Hunter Biden, bless him, has apparently located his laptop, while the rest of the crew appears to be having the time of their lives. As for Kamala Harris? She’s still working on defining her policies, which curiously mirror Biden’s yet somehow manage to differ. Talk about a political tightrope!
In the end, it seems the cage of the Democratic Party is largely empty, and Hollywood—despite its glitter—isn’t exactly a swing state. With the electorate craving authenticity and substance, the spectacle at the gala only serves to underline how disconnected the party is from the needs of everyday Americans.
