STITCHED UP LIKE A KIPPER

“PHONETICALLY SPEAKING” To reflect the fast pace of world news, my blog is probably best served as a stream-of-consciousness text. Fast and unadulterated. With this approach, and on first encounter, text might not seem to scan. This is because I am dyslexic. Instead of keeping the proof-readers busy, I would rather let my blog updates of my visual work stand as a record of my experience of dyslexia, which I am keen that you now get to enjoy too. Unlike some news outlets, I hereby excuse myself the need for a ‘corrections’ section! The excitement of a new language is something I’m quite familiar with, and it is with this ‘joie de vivre’ that I am delighted to guide you through my thought and work processes, more phonetically (than fanatically) speaking.

February

Artwork Punch and Judy 2020 and The New Normal

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In the murky waters of global politics, everyone, from prized Koi carp to yellowfin tuna, found themselves ensnared in the colossal net known as “Stitched Up Like a Kipper.” It was a spectacle that transcended species, making the British Atlantic Dawn and the Russian vessel Lafayette seem like mere child’s playthings at the seaside.

Each nation cast its own unique net, intricately woven like clockwork, ensnaring the unsuspecting in a global political drama. The machinations of psychopathic parasites, fueled by the intoxicating allure of world power, left no one untouched.

Behind closed doors, secret meetings and dreams of dominance converged, and we, the people, unwittingly allowed it to happen. The prevailing human condition, the instinct to keep one’s head below the parapet, amplified the fear mongering and relentless propaganda. The bombardment was unparalleled in human history, leaving even the most aware individuals questioning their own beliefs under the pressure of the relentless attack.

The psychopathic parasites, acting as if drunk on the promise of global influence, demonstrated a readiness to plunge the world into a deadly pandemic if it served their clandestine agenda in the global war fought on all fronts.

Throughout this period, individuals exhibited behavior that would be unthinkable in normal times, a testament to the control exerted over even the brightest, fittest, and most intelligent among us. Even those within my network of political thinkers and artists were not immune to the propaganda onslaught. It was a stark contrast from reading about their plans in books to witnessing them unfold right before our eyes.

We were all stitched up to varying degrees and left in a haze of smoke. However, resilience prevailed as people emerged from the fog, now wiser, more aware, and determined. They donned their suit trousers, turned off the mainstream news, exhausted the last of the newspapers, and sought out independent journalists who were gaining more traction than their mainstream counterparts.

While a new normal has emerged, it is not entirely the one dictated by the puppeteers of power. The war may persist, and there is a constant threat of being herded back into isolation, clad in pyjamas, with Zoom calls replacing human interactions. Unraveling the stitches will take time, but the rallying cry echoes, “Kippers is our strength,” reminding us that we are stronger together.

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